Yesterday, I decided to skip school and just stay in bed. The hangover was gone but my face was still hurting and I was way too tired to get out of bed. Today, I’m supposed to be in class. But I’m still in bed. Maybe I should get up and go… Whatever, I’ll go tomorrow instead.

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